Helping Granny to the Toilet

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Helping Granny to the ToiletI have an aging next door neighbor called Elaine and she has been a constant help to me and my family for 16 years. She is a classy looking woman who dresses impeccably in business skirts and blouses. She recently retired and has always been single. Elaine has always turned me on but I have only ever fantasized about her.Well, this week things changed and amazingly so. My wife and family were on holidays and away for a few days. I stayed home to work and would join them at the weekend. Elaine knew this and as I drove home from work on Thursday night, she arrived at my front door. She looked beautiful and wore a tight fitting black skirt and stockings with a see through white blouse.Elaine looked pained and I beckoned her into my house. She came in and I put the kettle on as she explained that she had to visit the doctors in our village the next morning for tests on a stomach pain that she’d been having. I was genuinely concerned as Elaine is a lovely woman who cared for my wife and k**s loads. As I poured the tea, she continued to explain the problem: the GP doctor required samples to test for infections to see the cause of the stomach pain. Elaine continued that she was struggling to provide samples and had taken a laxative about eryaman escort an hour ago. I was becoming uncomfortable at this news and explained to her that I wasn’t sure how much help I could be. Perhaps she should try and urinate for the doctors sample in her house (just 20 yards from mine). Elaine hopped from one high heeled foot to another and explained that she was unable to properly bend down to collect the urine sample in the little pot and that she also had to collect a stool sample for the doctor. I tried very hard not to think of this beautiful old woman squatting to collect these samples but I was incredibly turned on by the thought. Was this really happening?! I asked why she couldn’t simply hold the pots below her vagina and anus in turn and Elaine pointed to her slender back. I understood but said that I didn’t feel comfortable and perhaps she could talk to the practice nurse?Elaine reminded me that the appointment with the GP was at 8am tomorrow and that the laxative that she had taken was too painful to hold off. On queue, Elaine’s tummy grumbled and she let out a loud fart. I turned red but my penis was now throbbing. So I agreed to help and suggested that we go to the family bathroom in my house. Elaine turned red on the face and said escort eryaman quietly that there wasn’t time. She hitched up her skirt and lifted herself up onto the wooden work surface of my small kitchen. She exclaimed quickly that I needed to remove her underwear – white cotton panties. I obliged as quick as I could and saw the damp stain on the front of her panties. She blushed and parted her legs wide.Her black stockings accentuated her long shapely legs and her aging vagina glistened as urine began to spray from her labia. Quick Simon she exclaimed as the golden fountain noisily hit the floor – and she handed me the first of two tiny plastic sample pots. I aimed the open pot at the steaming stream of her pee and filled it in 1 go. I dropped to my knees and let Elaine’s urine cover me. She tasted beautiful and her piss flowed over my face and lips and mingled with my saliva. Elaine moaned and parted her labia and aimed her urine more carefully at me. I quickly brought my lips to her pussy and swallowed all of her dwindling piss. I could taste her breakfast tea and her salty vaginal juices.Elaine allowed her black high heels to drop to the floor and she pushed her pussy into my mouth and lifted her buttocks off the kitchen work surface. Her pubic hair eryaman escort bayan ground into my mouth and I felt her strain. At once I knew what Elaine was about to do. Her laxative had worked and she was at once turned on and ready to relieve herself. She offered me the final sample pot. I took it greedily but did not hold it below her pelvis. Instead I half knelt and half stood – my mouth just below the kitchen work surface where Elaine squatted prone. I masturbated as I watched her anus tighten then contract. Her final spray of urine fired into my eyes, stinging me but not moving me. She farted once more and then her bowels opened and a long, soft pile of Elaine’s faeces flowed from her hairy anus. My willing mouth opened and took as much as I could in. I allowed the ramainer to flow onto my face and in my hair. Elaine continued to hold her buttocks up and gently rested her filthy anus on my lips. I gagged as I chewed and swallowed and ejaculated as more of Elaine’s piss washed her shit down my gullet.Elaine was spent and she carefully moved herself off the kitchen work surface and onto the filthy floor. She retrieved the sample bottle and sc****d it over my shit stained lips. She smiled and squatted on my knee. I realised that she was crudely wiping her pussy and anus on my jeans. With not a word, she slipped her high heels on and walked from my kitchen and out the front door. I heard her front door open and close and I moaned in pure joy as her essence continued to pervade my every pore.