The Incredibly Fucked Up Birthday Threesome

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The Incredibly Fucked Up Birthday ThreesomeHell hath no fury, like a woman scorned. Read that again and let it sink in.I went to Jimmy Fowler’s house on the night of his 18th birthday. I wasn’t close with the guy at all, but he invited me and I wasn’t doing anything. My girlfriend was out of town with her parents, so I figured, “Why the fuck not?” I showed up, knocked on the door and this really drunk guy let me in. Everyone at the party was fucking wasted, except for me. I found Jimmy, wished him a happy birthday and he gave me one of those bro hugs. He was pretty wasted, too.There weren’t a lot of people at this party-at least a lot of people that I knew. Jimmy and I hung in different circles. I don’t know where he got the idea we were friends, but we lived on the same street, so I didn’t want to look like an asshole by not going.There were more guys than girls at this party. A fucking sausage fest, so to speak, so I knew I wouldn’t be staying long. If a party has more guys than girls, it’s pretty fucking lame.They had a keg, so I poured myself a beer in one of those red plastic beer cups and sat on a sofa, alone. People were smoking weed, some guy was making out with some girl and I decided to have my beer and get the fuck out of there. That’s when I saw Larissa. She was dating Jimmy and I knew her from school. We had graduated together.Larissa was 19, and pretty hot. Nice tits, big ass and a punk girl look about her with the blue hair and everything. She was wearing one of those black goth, miniskirts and those wicked chunky, black goth boots. She had the whole black lipstick, pale face thing going on, and if you’re into that stuff, you’d probably want to fuck her. I wasn’t intending on fucking her, but I did want someone to talk to, so I smiled at her. She waved, I waved back and she came over and sat on the sofa next to me. We chatted for a few minutes about how lame the party was and hung out and laughed for awhile .She spilled her guts about her relationship with Jimmy.She told me that for his birthday, (which was that night), Jimmy wanted to fuck Larissa and her girlfriend, Krissy in a threesome. Apparently, Larissa was all for it, but Krissy was not. She thought Jimmy was an asshole. I found this tremendously funny. He didn’t get his birthday gift.A few minutes later, Jimmy came staggering over to the sofa and sat between us. He was pretty fucking wasted. I was kinda pissed he broke up the conversation, but if some guy was chatting it up with my girl, I’d do the same thing. He said, “I’m really glad to see one of my friends and my girlfriend getting along so well. Thanks for coming to my party, Joe.” Then he bro hugged me again. When he got up and left, I texted my friend, Eddie to see what was going on and we were going to meet up after I ditched this lame-assed party.“I have to be going soon,” I said to Larissa. “I’m going to hang out with my friend, Eddie.”“Eddie Canfield?” she asked. “The pothead?”I laughed and said, “Yeah, the pothead.We got to talking about weed and apparently she smoked a lot when Jimmy wasn’t around, He didn’t like her smoking weed.It was such a bad party, I couldn’t wait to get out of there. I stood up, downed my beer and told her it was nice talking to her, but I had to run.”“No, Joe, Please don’t go,” she said grabbing onto my arm. “You’re right. This party sucks. I’m going to be here all night by myself. Can you get me some weed?”I pulled out my car keys and told her if Eddie had some weed, I would drop by again, and we’d smoke her out.A couple of hours later, Eddie and I were hanging out, getting high and güvenilir bahis I asked him if he had any more weed. “I always have fucking weed,” he laughed. So I told him a friend of mind needed some. He said, “Let’s go. I love to make sales.”So we went back to Jimmy Folwer’s house and I looked around and neither Jimmy nor his girlfriend, were anywhere around. “They must have bolted,” I said. “I’m going to take a piss and we can get out of here and get some food.”The bathroom was on the second floor and the door was locked. I knocked and a female voice said, “I’ll be out in a minute.” I had to piss so bad, I was ready to say Fuck it, leave and take a piss on his lawn on the way out. When the door opened, Larissa came out. She was half naked. She still had her skirt on, but her shirt was off exposing those massive, hot tits of hers. I obviously wasn’t expecting this, so she definitely noticed the look of surprise on my face.“Hey, Joe, I knew you’d be back,” she said, ignoring my tit staring, which by the way were pierced with a pair of silver rings.“I found you some weed and I wanted to get it to you,” I said. “My friend is downstairs.”“Eddie Canfield?” she asked. “He always has good weed. Ok, cool. My bag is in Jimmy’s bedroom. Come with me and I’ll get you some money.”On the way to the bedroom, I asked about Jimmy and she said as we walked through the door, “Look at the fucking asshole. Passed out at his own birthday party before 10pm. He went from making out to passing out. What a fucking dickhead.”There lay Jimmy Fowler on the bed. He was naked, on his stomach and definitely passed out.“Fucking jerk was about to fuck me and couldn’t get it up. Then he passed out.”“Happens to the best of us,” I said, almost laughing.“How much do I owe you for the weed?” she asked.“I don’t know,” I answered, “Let me speak with Eddie and I’ll let you know.”I went back downstairs and found Eddie on his third beer. “Come upstairs with me. Larissa is in Jimmy’s room and she has money for your weed. I don’t know if she’s still topless, but if she is, you gotta see the tits on this bitch. They’re fucking amazing!”Eddie came upstairs with me and we walked into Jimmy’s room. He was still passed out and there was no way he was waking up tonight. Larissa, still topless, said hello to both of us and reached in her bag. She pulled out some cash. “How much do I owe you?”“Pay me next time. I’ll see you around.” he answered. “What’s the matter with your boyfriend?” Eddie asked.“He enjoyed his birthday too much,” she said, sulking. “We’ve been trying to make it work, ever since he cheated on me with Carole Gentry, but I don’t know. He’s constantly disappointing me.”She told us the whole story. A few months ago, Carole Gentry was working in a convenience store and Jimmy walked in for cigarettes and laid on the charm pretty thick. “Carole is fucking beautiful, so I know why he did it,” she said. “She put the BE BACK IN 20 MINUTES sign on the door and blew Jimmy in the office.”“Why do you stay with a guy like that?” I asked. “What a dickhead.”“Because he apologized and I wanted to make it work. Plus he’s got a giant cock and Carole started spreading it around the neighborhood, so every girl has been after him, lately.”“Fuck that,” I said. “Fuck Jimmy Fowler and his big dick. You could have anyone you wanted.And I don’t know how it happened from there, but within a few minutes, Larissa was kneeling on Jimmy Fowler’s bedroom floor blowing the both of us, while her cheating boyfriend slept on the bed, three feet away from us.It was the weirdest sex thing I’d ever done. I mean, I’d güvenilir bahis siteleri had a FMF threesome before, However, I had never before had a girl give me head while her boyfriend was passed out on the bed in front of me. It was completely fucked up.I know what you’re going to say. I didn’t follow the Bro Code by fucking a girl going out with a guy I knew. That was before I knew he fucked around on this quite sexy woman he’d been dating. Bro Code didn’t apply here.Not gonna lie, this woman gave remarkable head. She was going back and forth between Jimmy and I like she’d done it a thousand times before. We were definitely into this chick. She was a first class deep-throating bitch, that’s for damned sure. I did not want this to end. Eddie asked if we wanted to stop for a few and smoke a blunt. I was always up for that, and Larissa, too. We sat on the edge of Jimmy Fowler’s king size bed, smoking weed and laughing at the passed out drunken boyfriend. Larissa made clear the fact that she wasn’t usually up for two guy threesomes, but with the beer, the weed and the fact that her passed out boyfriend was a asshole, she just wanted to fuck around. She wasn’t going to get anything from Jimmy, that’s for certain. We all took off our clothes, rolled Jimmy to the end of the bed, and we did everything with Larissa that night. It was fucking amazing. I had only seen a spit-roast in a porn movies before and always wanted to do one. I finally got my chance. I got behind her, and Eddie stuck his cock in her mouth. When he started to fuck her face, I slid into her tight, smooth, warm cunt, very easily. I couldn’t get over how good this felt.IMPORTANT: If you’ve never done a MFM with a hot girl in the middle, stop reading right now and go out and do it. Then come back and finish the story.She was so wet she was dripping down the inside of her thighs. Jimmy was fucking her face like he was paying for it. Larissa was one of those girls who gave really nasty head. She was rubbing Eddie’s quite impressive dick all over her face and tits, and every couple of minutes she would pull her mouth off of it and spit on it, making these weird gargling sounds. Between watching that and listening to her moans, and occasional, “Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!”I thought I was going to lose it and shoot my load into her. I didn’t want to do that. Not yet, anyway.I asked Eddie to change positions and soon Larissa was slurping on my cock, too. I regained my control and fucked her throat, while she made these “glug, glug, glug, glug” noises, as my cock went in and out of her.I knew Eddie was about to lose it. I could see the pained look on his face, I looked over at Jimmy Fowler and just shook my head. If I had this sweet piece of ass, there’s no way I would cheat on her.Eddie was nearing the finish line, so he asked, “Where do you want me to come?” She pulled her slurping lips off of my dripping dick, turned around and said, “Come in my pussy. Can we all come together?”That was Eddie’s excuse to start blowing his jizz supply into that sweet cunt, while she started going insane on my dick. I had never had a better blowjob than I got from Larissa and haven’t had one as good since then.Larissa was cumming and shaking her ass up and down. Eddie stayed in the game as long as he could but he was out while that skilled, hot, goth chick emptied my balls, taking shot after shot after shot of my salty, load and not spilling a drop.“Fuck! That was amazing,” she said, turning around and laying on her back. Did you boys have fun?” I’m pretty sure from the shocked expression on our iddaa siteleri faces, she knew we enjoyed it. We all laid back on the bed. All four of us. Jimmy was still out and showed no signs of waking up.“Um, we should get going,” Eddie said.“Yeah, I agreed. We had a fucking blast. Thank you.”“Wait, she said, “I’d feel better about paying you for the weed.”“Eddie said, “Don’t worry about it. The weed is on us.”“Don’t be silly,” she said, getting up off the bed and picking up her passed out boyfriend’s jeans from the floor. She reached into the back pocket and retrieved his wallet. Opening it, she took out a $50 bill. “Keep the change, boys,” she said laughing, handing Eddie the money.“Now I need you to do one more thing. She went over to her bag and pulled out her phone and handed it to me. “Take some video.”“You’re gonna let us take video? You’re my kinda girl,” I said laughing.“Not for you, she giggled. Please don’t fuck it up. Are you ready?”“I’m ready,” I answered. “It’s on.”Then Larissa did the most fucked up thing I’d ever seen in my young life. I mean seriously fucked up in the head type of shit..Still naked, she walked over to the end of the bed where Jimmy was still passed out and rolled him over on his back. The she got up on top of him, squatted and pushed, until Eddie’s huge load dripped out of her snatch and all over Jimmy’s face. Fuck, that was crazy.It took like 90 seconds for it to all come out.Eddie just watched with his eyes wide open, not believing what he was seeing with his own eyes. I tried to keep the phone as steady as possible. After she dripped for awhile, she sat directly on his face and rubbed her fat, wet, pussy vigorously all over Jimmy’s face. The poor prick was wearing a second hand cum bath.. I got some good closeup video.When she finished,. I handed her the phone. She replayed it to make sure it was ok, then said,”Good job. Looks perfect.”I knew Eddie wouldn’t ask, so I had to. “It’s probably none of my business, but why did you do that?”“She smiled and said, “It’s insurance. If he ever cheats on me again, I’ll post it online.”Eddie and I were blown away. We couldn’t get over the level of revenge this woman wanted on a guy who fucked another girl. Not only did she fuck two guys at the same time, but, well, you know what else she did.“Thanks for the help, boys,” she said. “Can you give me a ride home?”We dropped Larissa off in front of her house and watched her go inside. We were still as shocked as shit over the whole night and we discussed it in length the whole next day. Years later, I still can’t believe it.We called her a few times to see if she were interested in another go around, but after leaving several voicemails, and not getting a call back, we gave up. Her best friend Candice called my phone and said, “Look guys, do Larissa a favor and stop calling her. She said you were both sweethearts, but she’s not interested in another threesome. She was originally only going to do this with one guy and make a video afterward, but since there were two of you, she felt bad and did it.”“She had this planned?” I asked. “Really?”“Really. If it weren’t you, Joe, it would have been someone else.”When I got off the phone, I called Eddie and told him the whole story. We got a huge laugh out of it.“She used us for sex,” Eddie said, laughing so hard, I thought he’d pass out.”Candice told me she didn’t know how Jimmy reacted the next day. She said he had a bad hangover, but Larissa didn’t get into it with her in any great detail. “Please guys,” she said. “Larissa thinks you guys are cool and she’d really appreciate your not saying anything abut this to anyone.” We promised and we kept our word.Two years later, Jimmy and Larissa got married and moved to Nevada.I don’t know how their marriage is going, but I bet she still has that insurance policy on her phone.