Chazz 02

Chazz 02

“First all of all, shut up! Second of all, shut the hell up! And thirdly, boy, I never thought that being a little smaller up top would bring this about! Fourthly, how does this work then? Oh, and fifthly, Chazz, you’re the best! Also, Chazz, since Tori made me remove my shorts too for some reason and I don’t think you should see me this way, I mean, go find a boy to make out with or something!”

“Ahem! First of all, final, hold still Shannon! I’ve modified more than my share of clothing here at the sex clothes shop, but I’ve never added a third bra cup in the middle to hold a third fake boob! And secondly, final, well, my door opens to the left about once a month and for a hot geek girl like you, well, damn it, Chazz, listen to her and go kiss some boys!”

“Oh, Tori, swing your door wide open and make them fat! Fat, fat, fat! Fatter than Lilianna, the space bounty hunter fat up top! Also, Chazz! Go! I’m just in my undies!”

Well, a mesh mini dress may not exactly represent a zero-gravity suit, but Tori said she could work with it to hide any imperfections with the addition of a third boob in the middle and by the way, officially, I did not just use the word imperfections as far as Tori is concerned, so.

“Also, Chazz, hmm, you sure managed to pick out the perfect size third falsie to match up with the other two breast enhancer falsies, so, I mean, you obviously want implants yourself, so? Also, I’m glad that you still like boobs! Now, stop fondling the silicone enhancers, put them back down and split!”

“Tee he, they are so squishy, I mean, ahem, I’ll just go outside then. [squish, squeeze, tee he]”

Anyways, Shannon got wind of my upcoming anime watch party and she was dying to get out, so, well, it was almost her idea anyways. I just knew who to go to make it happen! And Shannon agreed to take care of all of the beverage servicing, so.

And I did not go outside to kiss some boys! I mean, I stepped outside and there was a small crowd of guys on the sidewalk, but I would rather have stayed in the dressing room area and you know, tee he, fondle the silicone falsies! All three of them.

“OMG, Harold, roll the camera, we’re going live! Hi, Gale Storms from TV3 News coming to you live from the store front of Gary’s Sex Clothes shop in Hillsdale and that’s right viewers, I just man handled and arm hooked the now famous and red plastic beer cup trending, Chazz! Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, tell my viewers Chazz, how has your life changed since you sent the sales of plastic red beer cups and kitchen sponges soaring, go ahead.”

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, it wasn’t even my idea, concept or instructions, but somehow, tee he, I became tagged to it and I have received offers for a life time of free cups and sponges, so?”

“There you have it viewers, fags can whack off into sponges and cups over Chazz’s body for a lifetime! Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, what exactly are you doing out here at the sex clothing shop then? There is a rumor that is about to go trending that you’ve made alien contact and you have captured some hot geeky momma with three full and fat boobs, so, tell it, Chazz, have you made alien contact then and how is this going to change the way men suckle on their women in bed going forward, go ahead.”

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, I have not captured an alien hot geeky momma with three boobs, but in a few minutes, as an anime party prop, my hot geeky friend will emerge with three boobs across her chest, but only for anime watch party hosting purposes only, so?”

“There you have it viewers, men will never miss a nipple ever again since boobs of the future will be sprawled all across a woman’s chest! Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, tell my viewers, tell my viewers, Chazz, how do you think I would look in a mesh mini dress at a blowout anime watch party, tell it, Chazz!”

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, everyone has admired your figure for a while now, but I’m not having a blowout anime watch Levent travesti party tonight. It’s a small affair with a little costume cosplay involved and it doesn’t start tonight at 8pm, so?”

“OMG, there you have it viewers, there will be costumed affairs going on all over the place tonight at Chazz’s place starting at 8pm and while under the influence of hot anime! Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, other than a plastic red beer cup, who is your boyfriend then, Chazz? My confused male followers are dying for personal instructions on the proper way to fag off into a sponge coated cup while you pose and bark out instructions in a leotard, so, are you unattached these days Chazz, go ahead?”

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, Benny doesn’t like it when I go public with his identity, but it’s fair to say that I’m attached until he dumps me once I give it up all the way, so?”

“There you have it viewers, our own Chazz is keeping his boyfriend around longer by only sucking him off for a while! Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, if I promise to not wear a hidden camera under my mesh mini dress, I mean, my viewers would love a peek inside of the world of hot anime induced sex, so, so, so, what do you say, Chazz, can I crash your mixer tonight if I promise to be a good girl, go ahead.”

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, you’re putting me on the spot here and I would have to check with your niece, Craving Carmen for her perspective on a family member and then, of course, there is the front door security by Peacock Penny, so, um, I’ll text you then, maybe????”

“OMG, there you have it viewers, my niece is going to out scoop me on the big story and since she has been posting selfies all afternoon in her mesh mini dress, I mean, she already forgot to wear half on her undies! OMG, OMG, OMG, Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, our live feed board is blowing up and Peacock Penny just chimed in and said that since she’s working the door and that if I go braless and body paint one nipple green and one nipple blue, then I can attend the anime sex mixer of the year, so, react to that, Chazz, go ahead.”

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, well, I’ll match up with you then!”

“There you have it viewers, I’m going to strip down to my undies tonight with Chazz in his bedroom and remove my hidden crotch camera and then over do it with the wet blue and green body paint around my nipples and have Chazz lay on top of me and dry hump me to make the wet body paint transfer from my nipples to his fabulous boyish chest! OMG, OMG, OMG, oh boy, men, men, men, did you guy’s ever pick a bad time to melt for boobs! Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, look towards the store window and commentate for us, Chazz, go ahead.”

“Ahem! I’m Tori and this is Shannon, in three quarters of her triple boobs glory! I need another few minutes to tidy up the seams and transform her into an acceptable Lilianna, triple breasted space bounty hunter, so, this is a preview and nothing more! Hi, Gale Storms from TV3 News.”

“There you have it male viewers, if you’re not accepting a beer or a condom from this extra busty geeky momma at Chazz’s anime watch party tonight, well, buy a plastic red beer cup and two sponges then! Twirl for us sweetie, go ahead. [Harold, pan the camera!]”

So, leaning forward and twisting is the same as twirling then, hmm?

“Chazz, Chazz, Chazz, whew, I’m sweating [Harold! Pan the camera back! They are not real.] So, Chazz, what do you want all these faggots on my live feed feedback board to know other than they are all total losers for dissing you in the past, go ahead? Oh, and for all of you dissing and secret faggots, he is a soft three, so. Well, three minus. He is not soft.”

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, I don’t want to address that on live TV, especially since I have been shunned by so many during my life, but I’m happy, I’ve given up on pretending that ebony pantyhose are ultra, ultra, thin tights and again, my anime watch party is not a public thing, Levent travestileri so.”

“There you have it viewers, why would you faggots whack off into a beer cup when you can whack off over Chazz’s body in pantyhose, hmm? I’m Gale Storms from TV3 News and I’ll be reporting live later from my hidden crotch cam, so, I’m signing off. [Cut, Harold]”

Well, it’s always been said that Gale Storms from TV3 News has the most spirited broadcasts, so.

“Oh, Gale Storms from TV3 News, I kiss!”

“Oh [mwah, smack, smooch] and I’ll shave it tight for your party then, Chazz. And based on your throbbing blood pressure, hmm, this should be quite the party then [mwah, smack, smooch]. Also, OMG, Harold, delete that footage! Well, store it.”

Well, Tori’s work was amazing and Shannon looked pretty convincing, but she had to, erm, have a final fitting just before the anime watch party started, which is code for, erm, I should find another way home so I could prep for my party. I guess.

“OMG, roll your camera, Harold. Chazz is going to kiss his way to a ride home! Also, again, they are not real, Harold, so focus your camera over this way! Sheesh! Men and boobs!”

“I mean, Kevin, that time you bumped into me on the Strip and knocked me backwards didn’t hurt, so?”

“Oh, I mean, I didn’t drive all the way out here to Hillsdale his afternoon to see anything, so?”

“Oh, um, I need to get back into Middleton to drop off Peacock Penny’s multi colored dyed mesh mini dress and to pick up a couple cases of fizzy drinks, so?”

“Oh, then I’m your guy then, um, do you scoot on a seat then, Chazz?”

LOL, it’s about what I do best! Scoot across a ruck seat or a couch.

[Brushes away popcorn, corn chips, bread crumps and another mystery substance]

“Nerd!”

“Well, it’s written somewhere in the nerd/geek handbook, Chazz, so?”

“Hmph! I fall for nerds!”

[Vroom, vroom, screech, vroom, squeal]

“Confess, Kevin. And slow down!”

“Fine, when I bumped into you on the Strip, well, that was shoulder sex for me, so?”

[Scoots across truck seat right up to the center console]

Oh, it was and shoulder sex is a thing! To a certain demographic, anyways.

“If you show up tonight, Kevin, squawk to Peacock Penny “all girls have birdies and booties and some boys have booties too” and wait to see if she stabs you or slightly turns her head to the left.”

“Squawk?”

“Or get stabbed anyways, so? And show up with a package of blue plastic beer cups! No more red plastic cups!”

And he just flew by the truck stop along the highway, so that was on him!

[For not being a public anime watch party, that’s a pretty bright flashing sign out front]

[And police crowd and street control too!]

“Enter, go away, go away, erm, Milly Maye, go away until you find a better boyfriend date and then come back, go away, go away, denied, denied, OMG rejected, go away, oh, Lil Lilly Lia, you may enter, but your boyfriend will bring me a fizzy beverage, open it for me, ever so gently smack me on the lips as a thanks, no tongue, of course, and there might be a few extra mesh mini dresses in Chazz’s bedroom, but don’t squawk at me if they fit you like more like an evening gown, so have fun, Lil Lilly Lia, go away, go away, are you serious, go away, enter Jack, but Shannon’s three boobs are just props, but get what you can get, go away, go away…”

Well, when Peacock Penny demands that she works the front door of your party, you don’t argue back!

[Feather pieces flaying around in the air everywhere]

“[Cough, gag, cough] Miss, I have Gale Storms from TV3 News in the [cough] street, so?”

“Well, officer, did you pat her down for hidden cameras then? If not, get with the hand patting then! Sheesh! I have to do everything around here!”

“Oh, erm, one thorough pat down coming [cough, spit] coming up then, Miss!”

Well, when Peacock Penny squawks, Travesti levent the authorities jump right on it!

“Woo, giggle, oops, oh my, tee he, oh, oh, whew, oh, Officer Henry, oh my, giggle!”

“Aha, aha, aha, proceed, Miss Gale Storms from TV3 News.”

“Enter, go away, enter with caution, go away, halt, turn around.”

[Um, pause for a moment]

“Manbun your hair and seek out Crazy Connie as a perfect viewing match, go away, go away, um, you’re an idiot for showing up, go away, ooh, Andi Pandy, enter if you promise to boobs smash battle me over a shot when Tessa, Jungle Warrior, throws her arms and spear into the air for her victory, so?”

[Smirks and swishes right past the iron gates and inside meaning, okay, bring it bird girl!]

“Enter, Murray, but do not engage with me until I spill it to Chazz, go away, go away, fuck, enter Callie, but I’m half claiming skate on Murray, maybe, go away, go away, go away, OMG, get back to your grandma’s basement!”

“Um, Peacock Penny, it’s getting awfully crowded inside, so?”

“I’ll cut it off then, Chazz, but wait, your cousin, Murray and I have been texting, so?”

“Oh, that’s okay, Peacock Penny, um, he’ll love your colorful mesh mini dress, so?”

“Oh, this is my working the front door dress, so, I’ll be changing soon. Anyways, consider the anime viewing a full house then.”

Oh, another colorful mesh dress then?

“Alright people, the house is full tilt! Officers, cock you pistols, cock your machine guns, cock your fancy little shoulder microphones and don’t let anymore cocks up to the house! We’re sold out! Um, Officer Henry, please stand guard at the door and no peeking! Well, unless Gale Storms from TV3 News wants to pat you down in return for the way you patted her down, so.”

Well, it was a wild and very crowded anime watch party for sure. But that stuff works!

“Screw you for coming to my mixer, Kevin!”

“Why, Chazz, are you falling for a nerd then, hmm?”

“Maybe. Are you afraid to kiss me right here, Kevin? Like literally everyone else is doing, hmm?”

[Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, oomph, smooch, smooch, smack, smack, mwah, oomph]

“Well, a question asked and a question answered then, so, um, where did you learn to smack lips like that? And with the most perfect hand grips ever, hmm?”

[Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, oomph, smooch, smooch, smack, smack, mwah, oomph]

“Oops, get a room you two! Oh, LOL, since this is your house, Chazz, get your room!”

I mean, my eyes were a little blurry, so I didn’t even know who said that. But Kevin heard it loud and clear!

“Hi viewers, Gale Storms from TV3 News, secretly coming to live from a hidden crotch cam while attending the blowout anime watch party that Chazz invited me to and forgive for whispering, but I promised not to film any of this. Also, I’m sorry that I put the crotch cam on backwards for the last two hours, but thanks for all of the nice comments about how good my pussy looks, tee he. Anyways, fag viewers, I can’t share with you how Chazz performed tonight with his very handsome boyfriend, but I was there, lurking in the dark corner and oh boy, you fag’s who dissed him for so long are missing out! That fem boy can battle suck any girlfriend and that melon ass when it’s…”

[Glitch, buzz, zig zag lines, buzz, glitch, zig zag lines, buzz, live stream returns]

“OMG, OMG, Henry, you can’t just fuck me like this! I’m married to your limp brother! Aha, aha, aha, stop Henry, OMG, nut in me first, but then stop fucking me, argh, argh, argh, oh, slam it, Henry!”

[Thump, thump, pump, thrust, thrust, pump, pump, slam, slam, slam, ooh, oh, thump, pump, slam]

“OMG, Henry, aha, aha, aha, is the little red light on my crotch cam on? OMFG!”

“Ugh, ugh, ugh, I thought your pussy was red hot for me, Gale Storms from TV3 News!”

[Thump, thump, pump, thrust, thrust, pump, pump, slam, slam, slam, ooh, oh, thump, pump, slam]

Well, maybe Gale Storms from TV3 News had a better time than most of the party guests, LOL, until she got home! Also, LOL compared to all of the other guests, it was a tie!

And I’m in love now with Lil Lilly Lia. And Kevin. And Andi Pandy. And Jake. And Merri May I.

End Chazz 02