Fucking Myself Pt. 1

Fucking Myself Pt. 1Alright, I’ve been getting into watching some pretty freaky shit lately. It’s making me really horny and bravely-adventurous, almost to the point of actually trying some of this freaky shit out, to gain some first hand experience. I mean let’s face it, I was a little behind the curve, if you know what I mean. I didn’t have my first orgasim until I was 22-years old. I was shocked when it happened, it was magnificent! Glorious, clitoral stimulation, given to me by the flick of a tongue back and forth, up and down. Goddamn, it was perfection. I had been missing out. My previous two boyfriends, well we were young, left a whole lot to be desired. I had no idea what I desired, just that it was something. Well, the man who gave me my first orgasim became my long time co-habitant, irresponsible baby’s daddy. I left him after nearly a decade, I mean, I was truly grateful for the orgasim…but I wasn’t going to stay with someone I didn’t want to be with anymore. So I packed up and left one day while he was out of town. Smart retreat, I pride myself on my battlefield knowledge. I was so excited to go out there and fuck and get fucked, and fuck shit up. First I had to work on my güvenilir bahis body image. I just had a k**, I was 32 now and well things didn’t bounce back like they should have. Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound. Fast forward five years, I am still single. No one has touched my puss-puss in five long years. Towards the end of the five year drought, I was waking up from some pretty steamy dreams, so on the edge of climax, but never to get there…bummed and really fucking horny, I mean so horny I couldn’t barely stand to touch my own clit because she was so sensitive and I had no idea what to do with or to her. However innocent I was, I still knew about and loved to watch porn. I loooooove porn, I have my favorites, you know the ones that really get into it. I mean these bitches bang pretty hard core and they the most dirty, appealingly-shocking things you could not even come close to imagining, and it really turns me on. These women love to eat pussy, dick, ass, and they even squirt. These women are so giving to their partners, wanting them to cum first and getting themselves so excited that all it takes is two or three flicks of the tongue to make them cum when they finally allow türkçe bahis the other bitch to give them some head, oh yes I am talking about lesbian porn, god its so good and dirty. I fucking love these little badass chicks, who are so sweet and beautiful, but fuck like demons. Damn they got it going on and oh how I would wish to catch someone’s eye that embodied these fearless porn queens. I didn’t get a porn queen, but these dirty little sluts did teach me how I could get myself off. At first, it was frustrating, all I was doing was rubbing myself raw. Damn it, but I needed release, if I didn’t get release I could possibly blow-up or start humping the mailmans leg, telephone pole outside my house, or my pillow, a pencil, you know I was to the point that if I didn’t get-off I would start embarrassing myself u*********sly. So as steady as a surgeon, I pressed on, oh and how awful it was. I started watching porn at this point for educational purposes. It was very informational, and the demonstration was second to none. One night, as I was rubbing and rubbing and rubbing, finally a light-bulb clicked that some lube would help out because my spit was thin and dry, but that bottle of extra güvenilir bahis siteleri virgin olive oil contained some nice, slick substance that would work really well, so I grabbed the oil, my laptop and went off to bed where I finally fucked the shit out of myself. As soon as I poured some oil into the palm of my small hand, I knew this was exactly what had been missing. I took my oily hand and pressed it to my pussy and kind smooshed it all around. Damn my pretty pussy was immediately slick and ready. I flicked my middle and pointed fingers over my clit two or three times and exploded. I came so hard it made me ashamed, but not enough to stop. Oh no, all it did was make me even more aroused than before, so I found a good, long porn clip and started flicking my clit again really slowly, I didn’t want to cum so fast this time, but as soon as the movie clip started, opening up to a chick on her back with another chick between her legs sucking on her cunt so fucking hard, I burst again, this time it was wet. I mean wet, really wet, I had to change my sheets. I had no fucking idea I just made myself squirt. And I was pissed off at the mess I made. But boy, that was a real good fuck. What the fuck did I just do? How goddamn amazing that climax was, it made me sleepy and happy and excited to crawl into bed again the following night. MMmmmm, I drifted off into sleep, fully satisfied and relieved for the time being.