Audrey and the cucumber

Audrey and the cucumberAs with all my stories these are truthful recollections of things past, except for the ones which are fantasies (lol) – you choose which you think they are! Names are real in the hope that the people involved will read about themselves and get in touch, (except where because of reasons that should be obvious, it could cause the person to be put in an embarrassing situation)If you enjoy them please give them the thumbs up; if you really like them please comment and if you REALLY like them mail me and I’ll tell you more than I can put here! And if you recognise yourself – get in touchAudrey certainly seems to have got a lot of you interested and wanting to know more, so here goes.Audrey ended up in the retirement village because her husband died and she had no idea about home maintenance and what have you. Her k**s had long since grown up and moved on, so when there was an open day she went along, though it would suit her needs well and bought a unit.She told me that there was a strong community sprit there and she was shocked to hear that there was, well what she called swinging, going on. In her lifetime she admitted to me, that she’d slept with only three men, one of which was her husband. She’d seen and handled a few cocks, but usually in the cinema or down the lane. Once she’d married her husband she remained entirely faithful.She told me that sex with her husband was always on his terms and once he had his fun, then that was that. Fortunately for her she had a very sensitive clit and she found touching herself after he’d cum was enough to make it pleasurable for her also.She said that he was a straight up and down man, nothing kinky for him so there’d not been much in the way of adventure – but she said she like what they had.I’d asked her about her sensitive clit, and the cuming. Audrey told me that when she reached puberty it had become incredibly sensitive, to the point where if she became aroused and was wearing those thick schoolgirl navy blue nickers they used to wear, if it rubbed on the fabric she’d orgasm there and then! She told me that on a few occasions she wet the bench. Being unaware of what was going on she told a female teacher who thought she had irregular periods and was given pads to wear all the time. “You’ll grow out of it” she was told. Well done the education system!When she finally fully developed her sensitivity dropped apparently, but she found wearing pads to be a good idea. She said that riding a bike was a nightmare as was taking the bus, the vibrations and bouncing often excited her.She told me that she’d gone to see Cleopatra over at the Maxine in Blackwood. She admitted to being turned on by Richard Burton and canlı bahis Elizabeth Taylor. During the film she’d gotten all wet and her pad could take no more so she removed it in the ladies and caught the bus home. Sitting upstairs, she said, she remembers it being very hot and stuffy and the windows steaming up. She said the driver was useless as the engine seemed to be revving more than normal. So as she sat there, eyes closed, feeling flushed with the warmth of the bus she drifted off into an imaginatory world of ancient Egypt and before she knew it she was dribbling heaps of pre-cum onto the vinyl seat. This wouldn’t have been so bad were it not for the fact that her skirt was soaking wet and she knew it. Audrey told me she stayed on the bus all the way to the depot, meaning a 2 mile walk home, in the hope that her skirt would have dried out by the time she got there!Audrey told me that she learned what to wear and how to hide her wetness when she became aroused, to the point where it no longer happened, but she had never been able to stop producing liquid when she cum. Her husband had found this disconcerting and constantly told her that she was pissing herself. He even made her go to the doctors about it. Audrey apparently hid this fact and learned that as long as he didn’t touch her clit then she would possibly get away with it.I asked her how she managed when she was still a young woman, who obviously must have been very sensual, and needing sexual fulfilment. For a while she was quiet and then she went off to the kitchen and came back with a cucumber.I burst out laughing. Audrey said that things like dildos and vibrators were not unheard of but very difficult to get hold of. “No internet then, nor sex shops! Everything came from the barbers”. So nature supplied.“You want to see what I used to do”? Audrey asked. Did I ever. So Audrey lay back on the bed, slid down her panties, grasped the cucumber and run it up and down her vagina. She said that she’d usually think of something that got her horny, so as she’d get wet enough to push it in. “But having you watch me is making me wet anyway,” she laughed. I asked her what would she do if she wasn’t. Marge” came her answer, quick as a flash. “Wait there then” I said, and went off and got a tube.When I got back Audrey had already started, “there’s no need for that” she laughed at me. “I know, I just want to see you use it”. So she leaned forward and took a great big dollop.Pulling out the cucumber she ran her hand in a spiral motion over the top until it was coated in a yellow covering. “I don’t know why you want me to do that” Audrey said as she replaced it by her vagina. “I’m soo wet already and able to easily bahis siteleri take this”, and to prove her point she let it slide in.“the thing about cucumbers is sometimes they are short and fat and they stretched me, wide, and others are long and skinny. I liked the ones that had that little bit more at the top as I could feel them push past my cervix. I always like that”.Now what I was watch was truly a sexy sight, I wanted to take over and start plunging in and out the cucumber, but Audrey would have nothing of it. “Just watch and learn, will you”, She said.So I did. I watched as she slowly fed more and more in, in short stabs, and then when it finally filled her she’d pull it out in one motion. Audrey repeated this half a dozen times and with each stab forward she’d let out a moan.‘How deep are you in” I asked and Audrey pulled out the whole cucumber, still holding it in the same place, “Not too deep” she replied and I thought it would have been more. “Do you think you can get it beyond your cervix”? I asked. “you want me to push it all the way in” Audrey teased, “well see”. So I repositioned myself right between Audrey’s legs and she raised both legs and rested her feet on my shoulders. “Hold on to me now” Audrey asked, “because this might be messy”.She started with short stabbing motions again, only this time they weren’t luxurious they were more workmanlike, opening her up, getting everything wet and slippy. “It feels like it’s filling me” Audrey said, “tell me how wet it looks to you” and she pulled out the cucumber completely. A mass of liquid came with it and her labial parted showing me her soft, pink tunnel. “very wet Audrey, very wet” I said and with that Audrey made a deep plunging motion until she stopped suddenly.“it’s there”, she said, “I can feel it right up against my cervix. I have to be so careful now” and she began to twist and rotate her cucumber. As she did she cried out. “Are you ok”? I asked, “well what do you think” Audrey shouted back, “I’m trying to push something the size of a small fist though a hole the size of your little finger”! Best if I shut up and enjoy the spectacle before me I thought.And then as if a door opened, Audrey pushed a bit more in. She let out a sigh and continued to push in smaller jerky movements, each one accompanied by her sigh, “oh god it’s spreading me so wide” she commented, I can feel every little nodule on its skin as it slides in and out of me, it is gorgeous”.I must be honest I was pleased to hear that she was enjoying it. Then Audrey started to pull it back a short distance and push it firmly back in. Sighs had made way to grunts, and they in turn to a****l like grunts. More and more was being pushed güvenilir bahis in. Soon Audrey’s hand was slapping her labia and she push down with her feet as they rested on my shoulder. “I love to be filled’ she said, “I love the way it stretched my cervix wide. I’d like to think I could stop it from pushing past that barrier but I can’t, my body has completely surrendered itself to the length and girth of this mighty cucumber”. Audrey was almost breathless in speaking and thrusting in her mighty cucumber. “It almost feels like it’s in my womb, feel it as it rises up my body”, and Audrey thrashed her free hand around trying to grasp mine. When she finally caught it she placed it below her belly and I actually could feel a bump inside her and as she moved the cucumber it to moved. There was no denying this was a really sexy moment. “and now for the best” Audrey said, and she released my hand and pushed down on her public mound making her clit explode outwards, exposing it. Pulling out the cucumber a short distance only Audrey ran two fingers either side of her clit. She whimpered like a beaten dog, she cried and she screamed. Her orgasm shattered her. I could see her pelvic floor muscles tense, like she was trying to beat the cucumber into submission, or squash it flat. Her labia rippled as she squeezed. The best comparison I could draw is when you watch dramas on TV and someone is giving birth and they are told to push down hard from deep inside, well this was Audrey, only hers was an orgasm, not c***dbirth.She only had to touch her clit once to set in motion this process, but the process of squeezing out the cucumber, well that was completely different. It seemed to me that she was somehow holding on to her orgasm by gripping the cucumber internally, like it was being stored within her.Her grunt became deeper and deeper and closer and closer together. I wanted to be part of this and yet I wanted to just watch also. Then the cucumber started to slide out of its wet prison. As is slit out so did masses of Audrey cum and the less that was inside her made the process of ejecting the remainder easier and easier, until it flopped out on to the floor.Beneath Audrey’s bottom lay a pool of fluid. How much I can’t say but it filled small puddles. Audrey flopped back and dropped her feet off my shoulders. They crashed to the floor. As I looked up to her I saw her belly raise and fall, quivering all the way up and all the way down. I knew better than to touch her, although I so wanted to. Picking up the cucumber I noticed the fingernail marks where Audrey had held it. I’d say that she had taken 10 perhaps even 12 inches!“Impressive” I said as I lay it beside her. “You are the first person I ever have let watch” She said, “really”, I replied, “yes”. “wow”“wow indeed, and what’s more that was only a little orgasm. If you’re a good boy one day I might show you what I can do with a really thick one”!