My Big Fat Farty Friend 2

My Big Fat Farty Friend 2Alright you dirty fart fetishist fuckers?!It’s Danni, here again. A 26 British BBW who has more wind than a hurricane!My mate whose profile this is told me all about how my last anecdote was so well received and that there’s been a demand for more, so I’ve sat my big fat arse down (and don’t you wish it was on your face and not this chair?) and decided to tell you another fart filled funny story. Trust me, I’ve got tons of them!Have you ever been trapped in a lift?I have.Now think about it. A lift is a small tightly contained box with very little air. When it breaks down between floors, you can’t help but panic. And when you panic – or at least when I panic – my tummy starts to go a bit funny and yup, I end up blowing off. Lots.Thank God I was stuck in this lift on my own, because I would have been really embarrassed if there were other people in there. One after the other I was letting them go and I really could not help it.BbbbbrrrrrrrrtPfffflllllltBararappabapbapI kept caressing my spare tyre, the roll of malleable türkçe bahis flab around my middle in the hope that it would ease and calm the distress within, but it didn’t…if anything I think I was helping the farts on their way! Jeez, I stunk the place out and fast. I slid down placing my round hefty jegging clad buttocks down onto the hard floor, hoping the air would be cleaner down there.Not for long!PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLRTTTTTTT!I just kept rattling them out across the floor and every so often, the intercom would come on asking if I was OK and telling me not to worry, that the fire brigade would be arriving shortly.Yup, the fire brigade. They couldn’t get me out of there by themselves, they needed some big hunky firemen to drag my fat arse out of there!Eventually the firemen arrived and managed to get the lift doors open. I looked up at the brief glimmer of light with so much relief, that I must have looked to them like some kinda trapped a****l or, probably more likely, one of them fat girlies Buffalo Bill kept down in the hole güvenilir bahis siteleri in Silence of the Lambs! Well, the cutest looking fireman appeared in the gap, a big reassuring smile on his face as he brought a huge manly hand down for me to take “Alright luv,” he said “just grab a hold of me and we’ll have you out in no time”What he didn’t say….though I could see in his eyes was ‘Fuckinell luv, it stinks like something died in here!’I was blushing bright red and immediately relieved when I finally got out of that lift. I apologised to my hero fireman for giving him a potential hernia lifting my big lardy frame to safety but he just smiled and shrugged. Glancing around at his colleagues – all of them making me wetter than a fucking otter – I could see they were all sniffing up and all knew where the smell had come from….my big chubby behind. My milkshake literally brought these boys to the yard….trouble was, the smell of it…my milkshake had definitely gone off!I was just about ready to waddle off home and güvenilir canlı bahis siteleri forget the horrors of the day when my hero chased after me.”Can I have your number?”I didn’t know what to say! “Me?””You’re the only one I’m talking to” he chuckled “And it’s the done thing to buy me dinner to say thank you. I did after all save you back there didn’t I?”Cheeky fucker, I thought. But damn he was hotter than some of the fires he must put out so I said sure and handed him my mobile number. “I’m really sorry,” I said “I know you noticed the smell back there. I couldn’t help it. I just got really anxious””Don’t worry” he said “We’re used to that. It happens all the time. Every shout to a busted lift is like that””Really?” I asked, no longer feeling so embarrassed.He nodded, but added “They don’t all come from a big sexy arse like yours though” And the cheeky sod lent in and gave my hefty right buttock a big tight squeeze. The nerve of it! I barely knew him. So guess what, I let a big one go right in that moment lolThrupppblaaaaaart!”Whoops” I said, like it was a mistake.My hero just grinned all the more. He was into it too!You all fucking love it don’t you?!You wanna know more now don’t ya? You wanna know about my fireman….well you’ll just have to wait won’t you?With love, your big fat farty tease! Mwah xox